Andrew in Drag

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A pity she does not exist, a shame he's not a fag

The only girl I ever loved was Andrew in drag

There is no hope of love for me from here on I'll go stag

The only girl I'll ever love is Andrew in drag

Andrew in drag

Andrew in drag

Andrew in drag, yeah

I don't know why I even went, it's really not my bag

Just thought it might be funny to see Andrew in drag

The moment he walked on the stage, my tail began to wag

Wag like a little wiener dog for Andrew in drag

Andrew in drag

Andrew in drag

Andrew in drag, yeah

I've always been a ladies' man and I don't have to brag

But I'd become a momma's boy for Andrew in drag

I'd sign away my trust fund, I would even sell the Jag

If I could spend my misspent youth with Andrew in drag

Andrew in drag

Andrew in drag

Andrew in drag, yeah

So stick him in a dress and, he's the only boy I'd shag

The only boy I'd anything is Andrew in drag

I'll never see that girl again, he did it as a gag

I'll pine away forevermore for Andrew in drag