Forever Never Lasts

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This is the third time we're getting hitched.

'Til death or an itch do us part, dear.

This wedding we're forgetting 'bout forever, 'cause forever never lasts for very long.

Could be tomorrow we'll call it off.

That's quite enough of you, dear.

Of course we'll say we'll stay divorced forever.

-But forever- -But forever never lasts for very long.

-Love is a perfect circle.

-Only a perfect jerk will change a routine, say try a new scene.

But we know it's better to vacillate between two poles forever.

-This year I'll love you. -Next year it's hate.

-I think that's great, don't you, dear?

-The only thing we know that's true forever-

Is forever never lasts for very long.

The -F word is overrated. -So is a variegated romantic life.

Ex-husband, ex-wife will always know better.

Which buttons are the ones to push forever.

-Rethrow the flowers. -Replant the kiss.

-Nothing's amiss today, dear.

-A fool will say we'll feel this way forever.

-But forever never lasts for very long.

-We know the curtain falls on certain happy -songs. -Thank God for ever.

Thank God for ever.

Thank God forever never lasts for very long.