Purple Pills

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Yo, yo, yo, yo.

I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers.

But nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple pills.

I been to mushroom mountain, once or twice but who's countin'? But nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple pills.

Yo, yo. Cool, calm, just like my mom with a couple of Valium inside her palm. It's

Mr. Mischief with a trick up his sleeve. Roll up on you like Christopher Reeves.

I can't describe the vibe I get when I drive by six people and five I hit.

Aw shit, I started a mosh pit. Squashed a bitch and stomped a foster kid.

These shrooms make me hallucinate. Then I sweat 'til I start losing weight.

'Til I see dumb shit start happenin'. Dumber than Vanilla Ice tryna rap again.

So bounce, bounce, come on, bounce.

I said come on, bounce. Everybody in the house for the half an ounce.

Not weed, I meant coke to master down. We don't want shit, better ask around.

B12 throws the bombest bash in town. Bizarre, your mom is passin' out.

Get her ass on the couch -'fore she crashes out. Come on. -Fuck that, someone help the nun.

He's -upstairs naked with a weapon drawn.

-Hey, Von, you see me steppin' on these -leprechauns? -They gotta be acid 'cause the X is gone.

Yeah, I took 'em all gone with some Parmesan and I think my arm is gone.

Yo, it's probably numb. Young, dumb, and full of cum.

And I think he 'bout to -swallow his tongue. -Scary ass, it was a false alarm.

You think -I'm 'bout to die when I just got on? -Well, stop actin' stupid.

You so high that you might wake up with a guy on some new shit.

-Yeah. -Yeah, I think I did too much.

-Uh-huh. -This substance equals cunts.

-Uh-huh. -Red pills, blue pills, and green.

Vic -pills. -That's it.

-Mescaline.

-I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers. But nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple pills.

I been to mushroom mountain, once or twice but who's countin'?

But nothing compares to these -blue and yellow purple pills. -Thirty dozen, eighty of us.

Shady brothers, ladies love us.

That's why our baby mothers love us, but they hate each other. They probably wanna take each other out and date each other.

Something, something, something, something, something, something, lady nina.

Pop pills, pills I pop. High two pills on skates I walk.

Snort two lines that were filled with chalk. Thought I was incredible, I killed the Hulk.

I wanna roll away like a rollerblade until my eyes roll back in my skull for days. And when

I'm all the way, look for dope to smoke.

No Oprah throat, I'm packin' my nose with coke.

Am I supposed to choke? Had an accident when the chosen broke.

Aw, poor baby, born -by whore lady. Now I gotta strangle an. -You're crazy!

Ah, I pop four E's at one time. And I don't need water when I'm swallowin' mine.

Hey, you got any shrooms?

Does Bizarre smoke crack? We can't get jobs 'cause our arms show tracks.

Why the hell you niggas think I rap? We do it just to get your company hijacked.

And if you -like smack, then I might too. -Swift!

I just wanna get high like you. And I don't give a damn if they white or blue.

-Uh-huh. -Speed, shrooms, down the Valiums.

-Uh-huh. -Even smoke weed out a vacuum.

I just -copped some and I'm goin' back soon.

-I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers. But nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple pills.

I been to mushroom mountain, once or twice but who's countin'?

But nothing compares to these -blue and yellow purple pills.

-I'm at a rave lookin' like a slave high off chronic. Gin and tonic, demonic, body smell like vomit.

Pussy poppin', acid droppin', dope head-y guy. Heroin, mescaline, pencil legs, wanna try?

Blue pills, golden seals, got Bizarre actin' ill. Drugs kill.

-Yeah, right. -Bitch, I'm for real!

Shut your mouth, you dirty slut. You know you want it in your butt. I put it in your cut.

Not Bizarre, not.

I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers.

But nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple pills.

I been to mushroom mountain, once or twice but who's countin'? But nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple pills.

Thirty dozen, eighty of us. Shady brothers, ladies love us.

That's why our baby mothers love us, but they hate each other.

They probably wanna take each other out and date each other.

Something, something, something, something, something, something, lady nina.