Therapy Check Up (Skit)

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Hey, hold on one second, I got a phone call

Hello?

Hey

I take it since I haven't seen anything on the

News lately, you haven't used that gun I gave you?

Don't tell me you're getting cold feet, Joyner

Don't tell me all these years of therapy resulted in nothing

I thought you were a man now, Joyner

I, I am a man

No, you're not

I mean, I thought you were, but now you're proving me wrong

You know something?

I'm getting the feeling you want to make me upset, Joyner

I'm getting the feeling you think I'm some type of joke, don't you?

Uh, I, I don't

Yes, you do

Just say it

You think I'm some type of fucking game that you can play with

I'm your therapist

When I tell you to do something, you do it

It's been a few weeks and you haven't killed anything yet

I'm giving you a few days, and if I don't turn on the

News and see some blood, then maybe I have to show you

How it's done, and maybe I'll start with your parents

Goodbye, Joyner