Shanghai Night

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I want to be so drunk right now

Ah I wish I was drunk

Rah!

I'm going crazy, I'm losing it

Where's the bottle?

I went to the doctor, she say to me

My brain not good need surgery

But I don't want, I don't need

'Cause brain is good, my brain is free

I dont believe the media

But I read Wikipedia

The people, they want more and more

So we give you the dutch hardcore

Dutch hardcore

(Du-du-dutch Hardcore)

Dutch hardcore

Wow, once upon a time in the Netherlands

Let me tell you about my country

It's a very funny country

It's always raining sunny

But I wish it was raining money

Give me one, give me two

Give me one two three Euro

'Cause the money come and go

This-this-this is die panchi flow

But i don't wanna drink man

I was in a Chinese Hospital

But i don't remember shit (fuck)

Ni hao motherfucker

I'm very, very drunk

Yes

Ni hao motherfucker

I'm very, very, very, very drunk

I've never been so drunk man

But I want to touch the bottle

And the bottle want to touch me

So I will touch the bottle

I am so very dutchy

I'm very Dutch

Real Dutch

Drink mariachi

This is the magic of the music

And if they ask me why i do this

I say the magic and the music

Because I like it when it good is

Good music, good vibe

I hope I dont die tonight

No Bullshit, good wife

Me no want no suicide

So i was inside this chinese hospital

In the middle of Shanghai

It was Crazy!