not my day

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Was feeling a bit bougie today, so I went to Asda instead of Aldi.

Got a taxi up there, the man was bumping out Lewis Capaldi.

It's that one song, that one song, that gets you in the feels.

The man went sick on the beat, and I'm telling you now, man went ill. And he dropped me right outside that road chicken shop, SFC.

It's about half a mile away from where I'm actually meant to be.

But that's all right, I still paid the guy fifteen quid.

Felt it was a bit muggy though when he turned round and asked me for a tip.

It's the first week for me in the UK, and right now is the hottest day.

I'm sweating one out right now, and I've got sun cream all over my face. I forgot my headphones, I guess I'll just hold my phone to my ear.

But that's all right, I'll just play something everyone else wants to hear.

And I'm walking past the tavern. It's not too early, is it?

Maybe on the way back, 'cause it's summer, innit?

I just got to Asda, I ain't got a pound for the fucking trolley.

Who carries cash these days? And I had nothing on me.

I guess I'm using one of them baskets instead. I hate when they get heavy.

Don't you hate when your arm starts feeling dead? Any way I choose to proceed, I've got half of the stuff I actually need.

I'm making my way to the checkout. Fuck me, have you seen the queue?

I'm gonna be here for a while. I can't push in front 'cause that's fucking rude.

It's been about half an hour, and I'm finally about to pay.

My card is just declined, and today's just not my day. And today's just not my day. And today's just not my day. And to-

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I've just left my shopping with the geezer behind the till. And I've just checked my

Santander. Why the fuck does it say nil? I'm looking through my transactions.

It's that fifteen quid on the taxi. Now all I wanna do is listen to Lewis Capaldi.

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