Bottle Tells Me So

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From the taste of things, it must have been Marlboro Reds.

From the shape I'm in,

I must have barely made it to the bed.

That wasn't a good time poured over ice and sipped slow.

For the bottle tells me so.

If I can find my phone,

I better need to apologize.

The only problem is

I can't remember to who or why.

But whatever day it is, it's gonna be a long one, I know.

For the bottle tells me so.

One of us is gonna break one of these days.

If this ain't bottom, it's as far down as I ever wanna go.

The party's over and as always, I'm the last one to know.

For the bottle tells me so.

I tried counting rounds.

I tried cutting back.

I tried changing kinds so many times that I lost track.

And all this need to, want to, going to's getting old.

For the bottle tells me so.

One of us is gonna break one of these days.

If this ain't bottom, it's as far down as I ever wanna go.

The party's over and as always, I'm the last one to know.

For the bottle tells me so.

And neither one of us got this empty on our own.

For the bottle tells me so.

The bottle tells me so.