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Das Kleidungsproblem

4:01neue deutsche welle, schlager Album Geschenk Edition 0000-00-00

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Description

Composer, Lyricist, Producer: Hans-Jürgen Buchner

Mixing Engineer: Matthias Ruckdäschel

Lyricist: Ulrike Böglmüller-Buchner

Lyrics and translation

Original

Wahnsinn, is heut scho so spät, hä? Da derf i mi schi langsam umziehn.
Was könnt i denn heut no grad oziehn, hä? Was ziag i denn heut no grad o? Der ganze
Schrank hängt voller Zeug, aber nix is dabei, wos i oziehn ko.
Woast, immer des schwarze Sacco und immer den schwarzen Pulli dazu, da schau i aus wia a Pfarrer.
Mei, oi die Hosen, die i allerweil trag, aber wos ziag i sonst für a andere o, weil die andern alle ned sitzen? Des Einzige wär die Plastikhosen, aber die is im
Winter koit und im Sommer, und im Sommer muas ma schwitzen.
Bei de Schuh hab i wenigstens koa Problem, da hab i ned so vui Auswahl.
Da ziag i die o, die i immer trag, da brauch i ned lang überlegen. Etz sag halt, wos soll i denn oziehn, hä?
Sag, wos ziag i denn o? Wos ziag i denn o?
Irgendein Farbtupfer, des wär recht, ned immer goar so schwarz.
I woas ned, die anderen, die tun si so leicht, die ziehn einfach irgendwas o und schauen gut aus.
Und i? I hab immer desselbe dro und hab nia wos, wenn i wos brauch.
Etz schau halt amoi her! Wos sagst denn da dazu? Is des wos, wenn i bei dera Jacken an
Reißverschluss auflass? Etz sag halt, is des schee?
Vielleicht no an bunten Schal dazu. Sag, kann ma do so geh?
Aber da schau her, da hängt wos oba, vielleicht schneid i des einfach weg. I find, dass der Krang so komisch fallt. Und wenn i den
Krang einfach aufstell? Aber des schaut a ned besser aus.
Des macht irgendwie so alt. Gell, des schaut irgendwie so ältlich aus. Da, die Jackn, die hätt i no.
Etz sag halt, is die guad? Die hab i amoi in Amerika kauft.
Soll i a Hemd dazu oziehn und vielleicht no an Hut? Na, des schaut einfach lächerlich aus.
Du, i glaub, i bleib dahoam. I hab einfach nix Gscheids. So geh i ned aus'm Haus.
Ned, dass am Schluss no hoast: "Der schaut vielleicht verperlt aus.
" Do bleib i lieber dahoam.
Do hat's halt a echter Bayer guad, der ziagt sei Lederhosn o und braucht ned lang überlegen. Verstehst? Ha! Etz glaub i, woaß i, wos i tua.
I sitz mei Sonnenbrill auf und häng ma an künstlichen Bart ins Gsicht, dann kennt mi wenigstens niemand und damit is a Ruhe. Verstehst?
Dann is des nämlich wurscht, wos i ohab.
Ja, des is a guade Idee. Ja, des is schee. Gell, des is a guade Idee. Auf alle
Fälle, so kann ma geh.
Dann moanen's zwoa, i bin ned kemma, weil mi ja koana kennt, aber trotzdem war i do.
Aber eigentlich brauchat i dann a ned hingeh.
Du, i glaub, i bleib so und bleib dahoam.
Dann brauch i do ned hingeh. Gell, des is schee. Ja, des is a guade
Idee.

English translation

Crazy, it's so late today, huh? Since then I have to move slowly.
What can I do today, huh? What am I doing today? The whole thing
The closet is full of stuff, but there's nothing I can think of.
Woast, always the black sacco and always the black sweater with it, I look like a priest.
My, oh, the pants that I wear all the time, but what else do I use for someone else because everyone else doesn't sit? The only thing would be the plastic pants, but those are there
Winter is bad and in summer, and in summer you have to sweat.
At least I don't have a problem with this shoe, as I don't have much of a choice.
So I wear the ones I always wear, so I don't have to think about it for a long time. Just tell me, what am I supposed to do, huh?
Tell me, what am I doing? What am I doing then?
Any splash of color would be nice, not always so black.
I don't know, the others, they do it so easily, they just wear something and look good.
And I? I always have the same dro and never have anything when I need something.
Well, just look here! What do you say about that? It's okay if I have these jackets on
Open zipper? Tell me, is that okay?
Maybe a colorful scarf with it. Say, can I go like that?
But look here, there's something hanging there, maybe I'll just cut it away. I think the Krang falls so strangely. And if I do that
Just set it up? But it doesn't look any better.
That somehow makes it so old. Gell, it looks so old somehow. There, the jacks, I have them.
Tell me, is she good? I bought them in America.
Should I add a shirt and maybe not a hat? Well, that just looks ridiculous.
You, I think I'll stay at home. I just have no idea. So I'm not leaving the house.
Ned, that no toast at the end: “He might look confused.
"I'd rather stay at home.
It's just a real Bavarian, he says he's a Lederhosn o and doesn't need to think about it for long. Understand? Ha! Now I believe what I do, what I do.
I put on my sunglasses and hang an artificial beard in my face, then at least no one knows me and that's peace of mind. Understand?
Then it doesn't matter what I have.
Yes, that's a good idea. Yes, that's great. Gell, that's a great idea. To everyone
If so, you can go.
Then two people moan, I'm not a kemma because I know Koana, but I still did it.
But actually I don't need to go there.
You, I think I'll stay like this and stay at home.
Then I don't need to go. Gell, that's great. Yes, that's a good thing
idea.

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