More songs by Eminem
Description
Producer, Mixing Engineer: Dr. Dre
Producer, Composer Lyricist: Mike Elizondo
Recording Engineer: Mauricio "Veto" Iragorri
Recording Engineer: Steve Daniel Baughman
Recording Engineer: Steve King
Recording Engineer: Mike Strange
Recording Second Engineer: Michael Sroka
Recording Second Engineer: Ben Jost
Recording Second Engineer: Rouble Kapoor
Composer Lyricist: Mark Batson
Composer Lyricist: Marshall Mathers
Composer Lyricist: Andre R. Young
Composer Lyricist: Christopher Pope
Lyrics and translation
Original
Oh, baby!
The way you shake it, I can't believe it. I ain't never seen a ass like that.
The way you move it, you make my peepee go doing, doing, doing.
I don't believe it, it's almost too good to be true. I ain't never seen a ass like that.
The way you move it, you make my peepee go doing, doing, doing.
The way she moves, she's like a belly dancer. She's shaking that ass to the new
Nelly jamzer. Think someone's at the door, but I don't think I'ma answer.
Police saying, "Freeze! " Doing, doing, doing. What do you mean, "Freeze?
" Please, I'm a human being. I have needs. I'm not done, not 'til I'm finished peeing.
I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing. Mr. Officer, I'm already on my knees.
I can't get on the ground any further, it's impossible for me.
Do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee. Pee, pee, yes, I make R&B.
I sing song and go ring-a-chong-a-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching. Sike! I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid.
If I offend, I'm sorry. Please, please forgive, for I am Triumph the Puppet Dog.
I am a mere puppet, I can get away with anything I say and you will love it.
The way you shake it, I can't believe it. I ain't never seen a ass like that.
The way you move it, you make my peepee go doing, doing, doing.
Jess Simpson looks oh so tempting. Nick, I ain't never seen a ass like that.
Every time I see that show on MTV, my peepee goes doing, doing, doing.
Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome. Now they're getting older, they're starting to grow bum bums.
I go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn. Police saying, "Freeze!
" Doing, -doing, doing. -What do you mean, "Freeze?
" Geez, I just got my seat. I have ticket, look, I put away my zipper zipped.
Please do not remove me from this movie theater, please.
I did not even get to see Mary-Kate's shower scene. I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene.
And don't treat me like I'm Pee-wee Herman, this movie's PG. Mr.
Officer, I demand to see my attorney. I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea, and be free.
Free, yes, free, right back on the streets. What do you mean my lawyer's with Michael?
He's too busy. I am Triumph.
Britney Spears has shoulders like a man, and I can say that and you'll laugh 'cause that is a puppet on my hand.
The way you shake it, I can't believe it. I ain't never seen a ass like that.
The way you move it, you make my peepee go doing, doing, doing.
Hilary Duff is not quite old enough, so I ain't never seen a butt like that. Maybe next year
I'll say ass and she'll make my peepee go doing, doing, doing.
The way she moves, she dances like a go-go.
In that video, she sings, "Get out your bozo. I need a new boyfriend. Hi, my name is JoJo. " Police saying, "Freeze! "
Doing, doing, doing. What do you mean, "Freeze?
" My computers will be seized, and my keys to my ranch. I just bake cookies, Mr. Officer.
Lookie, take a whiff of this. Here, I make Jesus juice. Take a sip of this.
Nobody is safe from me, no, not even me.
I don't even know if I can say the word peepee, pee, on the radio, but I think I did. Janet, is that a breast? I think I just saw a tit!
Sike, I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid. I don't think my joke is working.
I must flee, quick, get to the chopper. Everybody get out. I am not Triumph, I am Arnold. Get down!
The way you shake it, I can't believe it. I ain't never seen a ass like that.
The way you move it, you make my peepee go doing, doing, doing.
So Gwen Stefani, will you peepee on me, please?
I ain't never seen a ass like that. 'Cause the way you move it, you make my peepee go doing, doing, doing.
What the fuck is wrong with you?