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Description
Producer: Dr. Dre
Recording Engineer: Mauricio "Veto" Iragorri
Recording Engineer: Steve Daniel Baughman
Recording Engineer: Tony Campana
Mixing Engineer, Recording Engineer: Steve King
Recording Second Engineer: Michael Sroka
Recording Second Engineer: Ben Jost
Mixing Engineer, Vocalist: Eminem
Composer Lyricist: Mike Elizondo
Composer Lyricist: Mark Batson
Composer Lyricist: Marshall Mathers
Composer Lyricist: Andre R. Young
Composer Lyricist: Chris Pope
Lyrics and translation
Original
Yeah. . .
Definitely, definitely, definitely dope.
Definitely, definitely K-Mart.
Yeah.
Yeah!
You find me offensive, I find you offensive for finding me offensive.
Hence if I should draw the line any fences, if so to what extensive any should I go?
'Cause it's getting expensive being on the other side of the courtroom on the defensive.
They say I cause extensive psychological nerve damage to the brain when I go to lengths this far at other people's expenses.
I say you're all just too goddamn sensitive, it's censorship and it's downright blasphemous.
Let's end this shit now 'cause I won't stand for this, and Christopher Reeves won't sit for this neither. And let's clear this up too, I ain't got no beef with him either.
He used to be like a hero to me, I even believe I had one of those twenty-five cent stickers on my refrigerator, right next to Darth Vader.
And Darth must have put a hex on him for later.
I feel like it's my fault 'cause of the way that I stuck him up in between him and Lex Luthor. I killed Superman, I killed
Super. . .
man, and how ironic that I'd be the bad guy, kryptonite, the green -chronic. -'Cause I ain't got no legs, or no brain.
Nice to meet you, hi, my name is. . .
I forgot my -name!
-My name was not to become what I became with this level of fame, my soul is possessed by this devil, my new name is. . .
Rain Man.
Now in the Bible it says, "Thou shall not watch two lesbians in bed have homosexual sex," unless of course you were given the consent to join in.
Then of course it's intercourse and it's bisexual sex, which isn't as bad, as long as you show some remorse for your actions, either before, during, or after performing the act of that which is normally referred to as such more commonly known phrases that are more used by today's kids in a more derogatory way.
But who's to say what's fair to say and what not to say? Let's ask Dr. Dre. Dr. Dre?
-What up? -I got a question if I may.
-Yeah.
-Is it gay to play putt-putt golf with a -friend- -Yeah.
-and watch his butt butt when he tees off?
-Yeah. -But, but, I ain't done yet!
In football, a quarterback yells out, "Hut, hut!
" while he reaches in another grown man's ass, grabs on his nuts, but just what if it was never meant, it was just an accident?
But he tripped, fell, slipped, and his penis went in his teeny tiny little round hiney and he didn't mean it, but his little weenie clenched just a little bit.
And I don't need to go into any more details, but what if he pictured it as a female's butt? Is that gay? I just need to clear things up.
'Til then I'll just walk around -with a manly strut because. . .
-'Cause I ain't got no legs, or no brain. Nice to meet you, hi, my name is. . .
-I forgot my name!
-My name was not to become what I became with this level of fame, my soul is possessed by this devil, my new name is. . .
Rain Man. You find me offensive, I find you offensive.
Shit, this is the same verse, I just did this. When am I gonna come to my good senses? Probably the day
Bush comes to my defenses.
My spider sense is telling me Spider-Man is nearby and my plan is to get him next and open up a whip-ass canister.
Goddamn it, Dre, -where's the goddamn beat? -Yeah.
Anyway, anyway, I don't know how else to put it.
This is the only thing that I'm good at. I am the bad guy, kryptonite, the green chronic, demonic.
Yep, yep, don't worry, I'm on it. I got it.
High-fived Nick Lachey, stuck a pin in Jessica's head and walked away, and then she flew around the room like a ballooner.
Grabbed the last can of chicken tuna out the trash can and zoom, I headed straight back to the
Neverland Ranch with a peanut butter jelly chicken tuna sandwich.
And I ain't even gotta make no goddamn sense, I just did a whole song and I didn't say shit.
'Cause I ain't got no legs, or no brain.
Nice to meet you, hi, my name is. . . I forgot my name!
My name was not to become what I became with this level of fame, my soul is possessed by this devil, my new name is. . . Rain Man.
Goodbyeee!
Yo.
Rain Man.
Definitely, definitely Dr.
Dre, super dope beat maker, two thousand, thousand, four hundred and eighty-seven million, nine hundred and seventy-three thousand, four hundred and sixty-three. . . and seventy.
Yeah.