(Do The) Act Like You Never Met Me

Original

Gather around everybody, have you heard the latest craze?

Put your hands in your pockets and look the other way

Remember those times when you were laughing and naked on my couch?

Pretend it never happened

Politely smile as you turn around

Do the act like you never met me

Do the act like you never met me

Do the act like you never met me

And slowly walk away

The hidden kisses, the clumsy conspiratory glance

But I don't really mind it though, I always like the way you danced

It's so easy to do, so much simpler than the one we did before

Just point out your toe at someone you know

And pretend that they're not

And do the act like you never met me

Do the act like you never met me

And do the act like you never met me

And slowly walk away

Here's a little dance that you might have missed

Here's a little dance that you might have missed

You've heard of The Monkey, and you've heard of The Twist

But here's a little dance that you might have missed

Here's a little dance that you might have missed

Here's a little dance that you might-

Here's a little dance that you might have missed, you might have missed

But here's a little dance that you might have missed

Slide to the left, now slide to the right

Now tell me once again how I was a really great guy

Dip to the right, now shimmy to the left

It's three o'clock in the morning, don't answer my texts

Take a step back and take a couple more

Now one more sorry look before you walk out that door

Arch your back when you spend the night with him

Bounce around a while, never talk to me again

That's how you do the act like you never met me

So do the act like you never met me

Do the act like you never met me

And slowly walk away