More songs by Eminem
Description
Producer, Mixing Engineer: Dr. Dre
Recording Engineer: Mauricio "Veto" Iragorri
Spokenword, Recording Engineer: Steve King
Composer Lyricist: Mike Elizondo
Recording Second Engineer: James "Flea" McCrone
Recording Second Engineer: Alex Reverberi
Recording Second Engineer: Bob Canero
Recording Second Engineer: Mike Strange
Recording Second Engineer: Urban Kris
Composer Lyricist: Marshall Mathers
Composer Lyricist: Andre R. Young
Composer Lyricist: Theron Feemster
Lyrics and translation
Original
Hello, boys and girls.
Today we're gonna talk about father and daughter relationships. Do you have a daddy?
I'll bet you do.
-Who's your daddy? -Daddy, what are you doing?
Okay, then!
-Everybody, listen up! -I'm going to hell. Who's coming with me?
Somebody please help me.
I think my dad's gone -crazy. -There's no mountain I can't climb.
There's no tower too high. No plane that I can't learn how to fly.
What do I gotta do to get through to you? To show you there ain't nothing I can't take a chainsaw to?
-Yeah! -Fucking brains, brawn, and brass balls.
I cut 'em off and got 'em pickled and bronzed in a glass jar inside of a hall with my framed autographed sunglasses with Elton John's name on my drag wall.
I'm out the closet. I've been lying my ass off.
All this time me and Dre been fucking -with hats off. -You're so commercial.
So tell Laura and her husband to back off 'fore I push this motherfucking button and blast off and launch one of these Russians, and that's all.
Blow every fucking thing except Afghanistan on the map off. When will it stop?
When will I knock the crap off? Hailie, tell 'em, baby.
-My dad's what? -There's really nothing else to say.
I- I -can't explain it. -I think my dad's gone crazy.
A little help from Hailie Jade. Won't you tell 'em, "Maybe". . .
-I think my dad's gone crazy.
-There's nothing you could do or say that -could ever change me. -I think my dad's gone crazy.
There's no one on Earth that can save me, not even Hailie.
-I think my dad's gone crazy.
-It's like my mother always told me, "Whine, whine, whine, whine, whine, whine, whine, whine, whine into codeine, and goddamn it, you little motherfucker, if you ain't got nothing nice to say, then don't say nothing.
" Uh, fuck that shit, bitch. Eat a motherfucking dick.
Chew on a prick and lick a million motherfucking cocks per second. I'd rather put out a motherfucking gospel record.
I'd rather be a pussy-whipped bitch, eat pussy, and have pussy lips glued to my face with a clit ring in my nose than quit bringing my flows. Quit giving me my M. O.
Can't you see why I'm so mean? If y'all would leave me alone, this wouldn't be my
M. O. I wouldn't have to go eeny, meeny, miny, moe, catch a hobo by his toe.
Man, I don't know no more. Am I the only fucking one that's normal anymore?
-Yeah. -There's really nothing else to say.
I- I -can't explain it. -I think my dad's gone crazy.
A little help from Hailie Jade. Won't you tell 'em, "Maybe". . .
-I think my dad's gone crazy.
-There's nothing you could do or say that -could ever change me. -I think my dad's gone crazy.
There's no one on Earth that can save me, not even Hailie.
-I think my dad's gone crazy.
-My songs can make you cry, take you by surprise. At the same time, can make you dry your eyes with the same rhyme.
So what you're seeing is the genius at work, which to me isn't work, so it's easy to misinterpret it at first. 'Cause when I speak, it's tongue in cheek.
I'd yank my fucking teeth before I'd ever bite my tongue.
I'd slice my gums, get struck by fucking lightning twice at once and die and come back as Vanilla Ice's son and walk around the rest of my life spit on and kicked and hit with shit every time I sung like R. Kelly as soon as "Bump and Grind" comes on.
More pain inside of my brain than the eyes of a little girl inside of a plane aimed at the World
Trade, standing on Ronnie's grave, screaming at the sky till clouds gather.
It's Clyde Mathers and Bonnie Jade, and that's pretty much the gist of it.
Parents are pissed, but the kids love it.
Nine-millimeter heaters stashed in two-seaters with meat cleavers. I don't blame you.
I wouldn't let Hailie listen to me neither. There's really nothing else to say. I- I can't explain it.
-I think my dad's gone crazy. -A little help from Hailie Jade.
Won't you -tell 'em, "Maybe". . . -I think my dad's gone crazy.
There's nothing you could do or say that could ever change me.
-I think my dad's gone crazy.
-There's no one on Earth that can save me, -not even Hailie. -I think my dad's gone crazy.
Crazy.
You're funny, Daddy.