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Мастер

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The smell of paint and shampoo, a phone in your hands and a small request - “just a little shorter, a centimeter.” The feeling that there is a skilled professional nearby, trust like an invisible veil: you can relax and scroll through your feed. The salon is like a small stage where a simple act of renewal is expected - a new length, a fresh color, a small victory over the gray everyday life.

The mirror suddenly revealed a surprise in the genre of absurd tragicomedy: instead of a slight adjustment, it was cut in half and dyed as if the hair had embarked on a career of its own. Some kind of comical monster in the reflection, and a polite request turned into swearing and distrust. The dialogue between the client and the stylist is a short play of misunderstanding, where a calm tone clashes with the arrogance of the bill and the demand for payment for someone else's mistake.

The conflict flares up quickly and becomes almost caricatured: pain, indignation, impulsive rebuff, and the desire to console oneself with coffee and chocolate - the good old remedies for a bad haircut. The whole scene reeks of irony and light drama, like a diary entry marked “sometimes the world breaks down by centimeters.” And somewhere between anger and laughter, there remains the warmth of the thought that the world will continue to turn, and the next day, the hair trick can be remembered as an episode - unpleasant, but already with a touch of absurdity.

Lyrics and translation

Original

Я пришла в парикмахерскую в прекрасном настроении.

Говорю Глебу: "Сделай чуть покороче, ну, где-то сантиметр. Да и обновить покраску хочу.

Только в цвет попади точно". Он такой: "Да, да, все понял".

Сижу спокойно в телефоне, даже не смотрю. Ну, доверяю же ему. Так-то он нормальный мастер.

Мастер, мастер.

Короче, проходит час, я поднимаю глаза, а в зеркале какая-то чучундра. Сука, это не я!

Ну жесть, какой, нахуй, сантиметр покороче? Обкорнал, блять, на полбашки!

И цвет, ну ты же видишь, что это не он. Я говорю Глебу: "Зая, ты что, охуел?

" А он такой: "Ты так и просила". Серьезно? Ну его нахер, нахер.

Тупой парикмахер, нахер.

Ну его нахер, нахер. Тупой парикмахер.

И что ты думаешь? Глеб выкатывает мне счет. За что, ебнутый?

За то, что я теперь с хуевым настроением, с хуевой прической и хуевым цветом волос?

Я его посылаю нахуй, а он меня схватил так больно, трясет и говорит: "Плати, сука!

" Ну, я и дала ему в яйца, а сама сразу в кофеманию жрать на стрессе захотела.

Ну его нахер, нахер.

Тупой парикмахер, нахер.

Ну его нахер, нахер.

Тупой парикмахер.

Тупой парикмахер, нахер.

English translation

I came to the hairdresser in a great mood.

I tell Gleb: “Make it a little shorter, well, about a centimeter. And I want to update the paint job.

Just get the color right." He was like, “Yes, yes, I understand everything.”

I sit quietly on my phone, I don’t even look. Well, I trust him. So he is a normal master.

Master, master.

In short, an hour passes, I look up, and there’s some kind of crazy thing in the mirror. Bitch, it's not me!

Well, tough, what the fuck, shorter centimeter? Damn, he cut half his head off!

And the color, well, you can see that it’s not him. I say to Gleb: “Zaya, are you crazy?

"And he was like, 'That's what you asked.' Seriously? Well, fuck him, fuck him.

Fucking stupid hairdresser.

Well, fuck him, fuck him. Stupid hairdresser.

So what do you think? Gleb rolls out the bill for me. For what, you fucker?

Because I’m now in a shitty mood, with a shitty hairstyle and a shitty hair color?

I tell him to fuck off, but he grabbed me so painfully, shook me and said: “Pay, bitch!

“Well, I gave it to him in the balls, but I immediately wanted to eat coffee due to stress.

Well, fuck him, fuck him.

Fucking stupid hairdresser.

Well, fuck him, fuck him.

Stupid hairdresser.

Fucking stupid hairdresser.

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