Description
The life of an office hero is an endless series with the plot “raise my salary.” Each episode begins the same way: Monday, the alarm clock betrays you, the boss yells, coffee is your only ally. The business plan of the century is already spinning in your head, but for now, instead of a startup, you have an old backpack and traffic jams at the entrance to the city.
And yet, in this jumble of fatigue, dreams, and memes about “work is not a wolf,” there is something comforting. Your own stability, your own rituals - your salary, even if it's not much, is honest. And maybe happiness really is somewhere nearby - just hidden between the lines of your mortgage receipt and your morning cup of tea in the kitchen before your shift.
Lyrics and translation
Original
Поднимите мне зарплату.
Работа не волк, в лес не убежит.
Понедельник настал, а я все опять проспал.
И начальник звонит, громко на меня кричит.
Снова ехать на работу, не могу так больше жить.
Где бы мне поднять бабла и свой бизнес -намутить?
-Я прикинул весь масштаб, где бы мне найти старт-ап. Вот подняли бы зарплату. Новый жизненный этап.
И тогда бы я зажил, трешку в центре бы купил.
А пока я на нуле. Без лова, без лова, без лова.
А поднимите мне зарплату. Я закрою ипотеку.
Вот тогда стану богатым и счастливым человеком. Сразу замутил бы бизнес.
А потом оборотов. А пока с утра пораньше встаю в пробке на работу.
Я б замутил альянсы и понабрал авансов. И чисто на фрилансе вопросики решал.
Но только есть нюансы на счете ноль баланс. И походу мне без шансов, а нужен капитал.
Но так то все нормально.
Устроен официально, зп моя легальная и вроде все ниче. И пусть я не богатый, но стабильная зарплата.
-И нам все нипочем.
-А поднимите мне зарплату, я закрою ипотеку. Вот тогда стану богатым и счастливым человеком.
Сразу замутил бы бизнес. А потом оборотов.
А пока с утра пораньше встаю в пробке на работу.
А поднимите мне зарплату, я закрою ипотеку.
Вот тогда стану богатым и счастливым человеком. Сразу замутил бы бизнес. А потом оборотов.
А пока с утра пораньше встаю в пробке на работу.
English translation
Raise my salary.
Work is not a wolf; it will not run away into the forest.
Monday came, and I slept through everything again.
And the boss calls and shouts at me loudly.
I have to go to work again, I can’t live like this anymore.
Where can I raise money and start my own business?
-I figured out the whole scale of where I could find a start-up. If only they would raise wages. A new stage of life.
And then I would heal, I would buy three rubles in the center.
In the meantime, I'm at zero. No catch, no catch, no catch.
And raise my salary. I'll close the mortgage.
Then I will become a rich and happy person. I would immediately start a business.
And then the revolutions. In the meantime, I get up early in the morning in traffic for work.
I would stir up alliances and collect advances. And I solved questions purely on freelance.
But there are some nuances to the zero balance account. And I have no chance, but I need capital.
But everything is fine.
I’m officially employed, my salary is legal and everything seems fine. And I may not be rich, but I have a stable salary.
-And we don’t care.
- Raise my salary, I’ll close the mortgage. Then I will become a rich and happy person.
I would immediately start a business. And then the revolutions.
In the meantime, I get up early in the morning in traffic for work.
If you raise my salary, I’ll pay off the mortgage.
Then I will become a rich and happy person. I would immediately start a business. And then the revolutions.
In the meantime, I get up early in the morning in traffic for work.