Search Party!

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I could talk for hours all about your magic powers, but I don't think that would do much good when the spell you cast was broken, and I know the path you've chosen.

It seemed to wander, winding under a bridge.

You're sitting there like a troll, eating a dead man's bones.

I brought the clown to your search party.

And he's even got balloons.

Blowing on my kazoo.

I lit the candles, too.

The only one missing is you.

I guess I can remember April through September still.

Well,

Christmas in November, July, July, you lie to me still.

And then you tell me all about the things I don't wanna hear.

I close my eyes and look around, and you disappear.

Better watch your temper, temper, temper, temper.

You better cool off, boy.

I brought the clown to your search party.

And he's even got balloons.

Wearing my best suit.

I got presents, too.

The only one missing is you.

And since it's just a joke to you, why would I go for broke and be penniless and senseless?

You're completely reprehensible.

Check the lenses on your glasses.

And I know it might seem classless, but I never left you stranded.

You abandoned me so long ago, yeah.

I brought the clown to your search party.

And he's even got balloons.

Wearing my best suit.

I got presents, too.

The only one missing is you