Kerney Sermon - Skit

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I'm just thankful 18 years of suffering gone just like that

You been suffering 18 years yourself

You been going through pure hell but it can be over just like fast

Well, this is pastor Kerney Thomas

And I literally have tens of thousands across the country

That were hurting but God done healed them

And God can work a miracle for them

All you gotta do is either log on to our website

Or you can dial the toll-free number

And place your order right there

For the Personal Prayer Package

I want you quickly, to place that order right now

For the Personal Prayer Package

Pick up the telephone right now

I said pick up the phone right now

You're past due a miracle