You’d Like That Wouldn’t You

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If I drive to your spot and my tits spilled out of my cherry top

And apologize for a lot

Would you like that? Would you like that?

If I sat on your couch and I cried my pretty little blue eyes out

Begging, "Baby, please take me back"

(Imagine)

I bet you'd like that, wouldn't you?

I bet you'd probably touch yourself at night

Thinking I'm thinking of you

Yeah, you'd like that, you'd like that

I bet you'd like that, wouldn't you?

If I could never love somebody new

'Cause no one tastes quite like you do

You'd like that, wouldn't you?

If I saved the date and I pulled up on your wedding day

With a megaphone, saying "Call it off" in a white dress

Would you like that?

If you said, "I forgive, you were right, I was stupid

I'm just a girl, without you, I'm useless

I'm small, I'll be weak, only cry once a week

And I swear that I would never ever, ever cheat

Again"

I bet you'd like that, wouldn't you?

I bet you'd probably touch yourself at night

Thinking I'm thinking of you

Yeah, you'd like that, you'd like that

I bet you'd like that, wouldn't you?

If I could never love somebody new

'Cause no one tastes quite like you do

You'd like that, wouldn't you?

(You'd like that, wouldn't you?) You'd like that, wouldn't you?

(You'd like that, wouldn't you?)

Honey, it's pathetic

And I need you to know

The thought of getting back together

Makes me wanna die alone

I bet you'd like that, wouldn't you?

If I cut my heart out of my chest

And bled out in my living room

Yeah, you're sick and you'd like that

I bet you'd like that, wouldn't you?

I bet you'd probably touch yourself at night

Thinking I'm thinking of you

Yeah, you'd like that, you'd like that

I bet you'd like that, wouldn't you?

If I could never love somebody new

And no one tastes quite like you do

You'd like that, wouldn't you?